A Software Developer’s Favorite 5 Drinks☕

This blog has exclusive and in-depth access to a crack software developer. The Secret Developer has been pulled away from their keyboard for a short discussion about what drinks keep the engine going in the engineer, the Dork in Dvorak.

That one doesn’t even make sense.

Here are The Secret Developer’s 5 favorite drinks for getting through the day:

Drink 1: Coffee shop coffee

I’m not so made to sit in a coffee shop! All that noise and people who would drink Starbucks coffee. I get one on the way to the office and drink it at my desk.

Starbucks is the closest to the office, so I have that. Don’t want to waste time going two doors down.

Drink 2: Coffee machine coffee

*Photo by* *Julian Hochgesang* on *Unsplash*

At work, we have a coffee machine. I check to make sure that nobody is walking around before I hop up to get my hourly coffee (I don’t want a ‘discussion’ with colleagues for any reason).

Drink 3: Espresso

Sometimes I need that kick to get me going!

Drink 4: Instant Coffee

If my parents demand I go see them for “social time” I oftentimes drink their instant coffee. Don’t judge me I still need the perks.

Drink 5: French Press Coffee

I’ve been banned from grinding my beans in the office because “it causes a disturbance”. I don’t understand why those designers keep complaining since they could get ANC headphones too. Selfish.

Conclusion

This whole article is irresponsible and makes people outside the industry feel that we all drink coffee all the time. It’s simply not true and a damaging stereotype.

I’m off to drink coffee. See you later!