A Software Developer’s Favorite 5 Meals🍜

This blog has exclusive and in-depth access to a crack software developer. The Secret Developer has been pulled away from their keyboard for a short discussion about what foods keep the engine going in the engineer, the Dork in Dvorak.

That one doesn’t even make sense.

Here are The Secret Developer’s 5 favorite foods for getting through the day:

Meal 1: Doordash Ramen

If it is my birthday or a special occasion, I’ll go all out. I get a LARGE ramen delivered to my door (I don’t answer in case the delivery person wants to talk).

I can then continue refactoring with the delicious food right there beside my kbd.

Meal 2: Homecooked Ramen

Instant Hot Chili Ramen and I can make these right at my desk. Eat at my desk.

It’s awesome!

Meal 3: Spicy Ramen

If I feel adventurous I might go to get hot Chicken flavor ramen. Samyang make them right in the cup so less washing up for me.
WIN

Meal 3: Breakfast Ramen

If I’ve ramen left over from dinner cold morning ramen is the best possible breakfast meal. 

Sets me up for the day.

Meal 4: Dry Instant Ramen

For a snack, I munch on the beautiful ramen. Straight from the pack like chips. 
Yum.

Meal 5: AWESOME

I once had people (a person) over and I made an awesome and everything was great. One time they’ll do it again and you’ll see the great awesome in this picture.

Conclusion

This whole article is irresponsible and makes people outside the industry feel that we all eat ramen all the time. It’s simply not true and a damaging stereotype.

I’m off to eat ramen. See you later.

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