Debug Your Day with Programmer Puns😂

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It’s summertime, and while some programmers escape to the beach others wait at their keyboard and surf Medium articles.

If you are in the second of those two groups buckle up, as here is a set of pun-derful programming jokes for you. You’re welcome!

0.Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
Because light attracts bugs.

1. I used to work as a programmer for autocorrect.
Then they fried me for no raisin.

2. What do NASA programmers do on the weekends?
They hit the space bar.

3. Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn’t get arrays.

4. What do programmers do when they’re hungry?
They grab a byte.

5. Why couldn’t the programmer dance to the song?
Because he didn’t get the… algo-rhythm.

6. How did the programmer lose weight?
He switched to a byte-sized diet.

7. I almost bought a huge library of old computer programming books…
But the ASCII price was way too high.

8. Why do Java developers wear glasses?
Because they can’t C#.

9. Why was the web developer always late?
Because he couldn’t find the class.

Conclusion

Thank you, thank you. I’m here all week.